WHERE AM I ???

Okay... these last few days have been even more surreal than usual. First things first... what the hell is happening, David? I really have no clue about what you are talking. And Isaac, what did you tell him? It's true that both of you can be ... well, too much, at times, but you are two of my closest friends. The fact that I don't spend so much time with you guys anymore has nothing to do with my being tired of you.
Next, who the hell is Zulu Slave? Where do I know you from? University? High-school? Friends? ... And what's that about flirting? I am just curious... If I were clever enough I would redesign this blog so it was compulsory to sign the comments.
It's not even 8 in the morning. I am gonna be late for class. And already I am really stressed up because of all this nonsense. By now all of you should realize I am demented, so stop trying to fix me.